A new fruit in town ( 一个新的水果)

BEWARE OF THE CHINESE. the english translation to the chinese is always after the chinese part.




档案(sorry michael)/factfile :

水果fruit: pineapple

其他称号OTHER name: VOUS (from the famous trio y'ver vous...)

发现日期date of discovery: 25th March 2oo9

发现时间time of discovery: around 7.15pm

发现地点venue of discovery: the bus stop on the OTHER side

被谁发现discovered by: moo woof rawr chompchomp(sorry monkey, the only sound i think you make is that of when you eat:D)

名言most famous quote: "If you don't have _ _ _ _ _ , H***"

小解a little description: 它属于那半个圆圈的最东部It is native to the eastern part of the semi-circle formation that we always stand in. 它只能长得约一点六米高It is only able to grow to (at most )1.6 metres tall 长满了许多隐密得很的刺,个刺有三十到一百公分长with numerous hidden needles 30 to 100 centimetres (1.0 to 3.3 ft) long, 刺儿们深藏在一个似乎充满了善意及友意的性格里surrounding a seemingly hollow and friendly stem of a character. 它是用来比喻一个称着许多职位的歌手的一个好例子The pineapple is an example of a singer with multiple roles: 合唱团团员chorister, 唯一的组长the one and only _ _ , 表层上的纪律严明者supposed disciplinarian(a character that always appears in front of important people), 唯一站位的指定者position-dictator(you stand here!), and 爱慧的掌上明珠apple of aihwee's eye 及许多不为人知的职位,单出于这一个既甜美多汁又结实的果子and many other more of what appears to be a single sweet, juicy and fleshy fruit. 它能生吃Pineapple is best eaten fresh. 但也可以用在甜点、沙律的制作、肉类菜肴的点缀(zhui4)与十二生肖特别配制成的上等果实鸡尾的制作It is used in desserts, salads, as a compliment to meat dishes and of course, fruit cocktail by the zodiac. 世上就只有唯一一个这样的它There is only ONE such pineapple available, 但它只对一些魔指与那坐在高椅上的显为真贵重要, 因为先者把它当成一种垫脚石;为了对付黑手党而交的盟友 and is valuable only to some magic finger who uses as it as a convenience, an alliance against the mob, and of course to the ONE who sits on the high chair:) 它是狠毒无声杀手之一It is one of the most vicious silent killers 因为当你生吃时because kyou it it fresh, 它会咬你的舌头it BITES YOUR TONGUE.



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